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Mario, Mario, Mario... When are you going to learn...

First things first: MIDTOON does not endorse the use of mood-altering substances of any kind on ourself or others. The protrayal of said substances on this comic is meant as parody and only for story reasons. The real-life actors do not consume real substances. It is all make-believe. do not try this at home.

Since I already did the research, let me share with you some information about the Tadjoura Butterfly. I'm sure you'll find it fascinating...

The Tadjoura Butterfly is a small, yellowish-orange butterfly that only exist in the West coast of Djibouti (it is named after the Tadjoura Gulf). Since ancient times, butterfly hunters have gathered hundreds of the little insects for no other purpose than to extract their eyelashes, which are believed to be a very powerful, fast-acting aprodisiac. The eyelashes are pulverized, then submerged in olive oil for 2 weeks to extract the relevant substance. It takes a few hundred eyelashes to produce a one-dose vial of the stuff, and that coupled by the fact that the butterfly is now listed as an endangered species, makes the extract very expensive and also illegal. Don't ask me how Fred obtained the substance.

Now, if you took the time to read the whole paragraph above, I need to apologize to you, because there is no such thing... I made it all up. It is based on many real-life endangered species that are collected for "medicinal" purposes, when some are clearly non-medicinal at all.

On another note, Lisa is on a roll... A bad one, since every time she goes out she ends being molested by someone...